DIET QUOTES AND WEIGHT LOSS. THESE WILL LIFT YOUR MOOD..:-)

Diet Quotes and Weight Loss Funnies-
"A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch." -Hermione Gingold
"Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to." -Mimi Sheraton
"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." -Roseanne Barr
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” -Ernestine Ulmer
"When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!" -Jillian Michaels
"Never eat more than you can lift." -Miss Piggy
"I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.'
-Jennifer Greene Duncan
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen
days." -Totie Fields
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” -Doug Larson
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is." -Ellen Degeneres
"In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats
twice as much as nature requires." -Benjamin Franklin
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants." AW Brown
"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale." -Stephen Phillips
"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"
-Marvin Phillips
"The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook." -Andy Rooney (wieght loss diet quote)
"Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good." -Beth McCollister
"I only eat in three places: here. there. and everywhere."
-Daniel L. Worona
"I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990." -Dave Barry
"It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator."
-Hugh Allen
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." -Orson Welles
"To lengthen your life, shorten your meals." -Proverb
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it." -Jackie Gleason
"Why is wieght loss so slow when brain loss is so fast?"- diet quote unknown
"My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it." -Harry Secombe
"I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops." -Marie Mott
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