Sarah's List of Diet Quotes

by Sarah
(Seattle)


"When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad." - Janette Barber

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it?” -Author Unknown

Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun. -Jeff Carlin

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Mar 15, 2011
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Super funny
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I love it! I was rolling! Thank you.

Mar 15, 2011
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Funny Sarah!
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Love them! Keep them coming!!

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