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Airplane- Dr. Rumak (Leslie Nielsen)

“I am serious, and don't call me Shirley”.


Airplane II- The Sequel- Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)

"I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, metal, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why,Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in out large intestine, including the colon!"


Animal House- Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon)

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

"Food Fight"


As Good as it Gets- Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson)

“As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap when or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now?”

“Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!”

“What if this is as good as it gets?”

“Life is pain management.”

“Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time.”

“I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me.”

“I guess what I'm trying to say is... you make me want to be a better man.”


Breakfast Club- Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason)

“When I say essay, I mean, essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a-thousand times”.

Breakfast Club- John Bender (Judd Nelson)

“Show Dick some respect!”


Back to the Future- Dr. Emmett L. Brown (Christopher Lloyd)

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**”.


Batman- Jack Napier / The Joker (Jack Nicholson)

“I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist.”


Beverly Hills Cop II- Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold)

“You can never have too much firepower”.


Beverly Hills Cop II- Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)

“I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop! I know when I can smell a pig inside a room. I used to be a Muslim, man, and I know there's pork over here.”


Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure- Rufus (George Carlin)

“Greetings my excellent friends”.


Blazing Saddles- Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman)

“Alright, I'm through being Mr. Goodbar, the time has come to act and to act quickly.”


Blue’s Brothers- Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd)

"We're on a mission from God."


Caddy Shack- Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)

“Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.”


Christmas Vacation- Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase)

“I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?


Christmas Story- Ralphie (Jean Shepherd)

“Word of this humiliation could easily make life at Warren G. Harding school a veritable Hell.”

“It was the classic mother B.B. gun block: "You'll shoot your eye out." That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers, was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom”.


Die Hard- John McClane (Bruce Willis)

“Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a.”


Dirty Harry- Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

“I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?

"Well, do ya punk?”

“Make my day”.


E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial- Elliott(Henry Thomas)

“You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.”

“You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.”

“It was nothing like that, penis breath!”

“Zero charisma!”

“Phone'? He said 'phone'? He said 'phone'?”


Ferris Bueller’s Day Off- Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”

“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off- Economics teacher(Ben Stein)

“Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?”

“In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.”


A Few Good Men- Col. Nathan R. Jessep (Jack Nicholson)

“Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”

“You can’t handle the truth!”


The Fugitive- U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones)

“I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.”


Full Metal Jacket- Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey)

“Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?”

“I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!”


Good Morning Vietnam- Airman Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams)

“The weather out there is hot and sh***y, with continued hot and sh***y in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy weather. A pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically it's hotter than a snake's a** in a wagon rut.”

“Good Morning Vietnam”


The Graduate- Ben Bradock (Dustin Hoffman)

“Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me”.


Independence Day- Capt. Steven Hiller (Will Smith)

“Elvis has left the building!”


Jerry Maguire- Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)

“I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game--featuring you--while singing your own song in a new commercial--starring you--broadcast during the Superbowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.”

“I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok? Help me... help you. Help me, help you.”

“Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...”

Jerry Maguire- Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding, Jr.)

“It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.”

“I'm an athlete, not an entertainer. These are the ABC's of ME. Get it? I do not dance.”

“A real man does not shoplift the "pooty" from a single mom.”

“Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smoke all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... kwan, and you are talking.”


The Lost Boys- Sam (Corey Haim)

“Death by stereo”

“Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a go**am s**t-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out buddy!”

“What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.”

The Lost Boys- Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman)

“I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two blood suckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode. But, all will try and take you with them.”

“This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.”

The Lost Boys-Alan Frog (Jamison Newlander)

“Holy s**t, Vampire Hotel.”

“Holy s**t, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!”

“Alright Sambo”

“Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.”


Men in Black- Zed (Rip Torn)

“You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned by M.I.B. special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you. Eat where we tell you. Live where we tell you. From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You are a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist. You were never even born. Anonymity is your name, silence is your native tongue. You are no longer part of the system. You are above the system, over it, beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.”

Men in Black- Kay (Tommy Lee Jones)

“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper. It's tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edger suit.”

“A person is smart. People are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it”.

“Push the little red button”.


Pulp Fiction- Jimmie (Quentin Tarantino)

“I'm gonna get f**kin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fu**in' divorced”

Pulp Fiction- Mrs. Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman)

“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

Pulp Fiction-Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)

“Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

“Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepard protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness. Or, it could mean: you're the righteous man, and I'm the Shepard, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that, but that sh** ain't the truth. The truth is: you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard.”

Pulp Fiction- Vincent Vega (John Travolta)

“Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it."

“Ahh, so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?”


Raising Arizona- Leonard Smalls (Randall "Tex" Cobb)

“You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop”.


Rocky- Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

“Yo, Adrian, it's me, Rocky... I don't know what to say, 'cause I ain't never talked to no door before, ya know... Yo, Adrian, you know, it's Rocky again, you know. Listen, uh, I know you ain't too happy at this moment, ya know. But could ya do me a favor, ya know, I ain't got nobody to spend Thanksgiving with, ya know? So, uh, how about maybe you and I, I mean, we'll go out together and get somethin' to eat, I don't know, maybe laugh a little bit, who knows, ya know?”

“I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK? Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky”.

“Who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league...It don't matter, 'cause I was nobody before...I was nobody. That don't matter either, ya know...It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed. And if I can go that distance, ya see, and that bell rings, ya know, and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, ya see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.”

Rocky- Mickey Goldmill (Burgess Meredith)

“You got heart, but you fight like a god-damn ape. The only thing special about you is ya never got your nose busted - well, leave it that way, nice and pretty, and what's left of your mind...Hey kid, did ya ever think about retirin'?...You think about it.”

“You'll be able to spit nails, kid. Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder. You're gonna become a very dangerous person.”


Silence of the Lambs- Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)

“What became of your lamb, Clarice?”

“Mmh. If I help you, Clarice, it will be "turns" with us too.

Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?”

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner”.

“No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.”

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

“Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.”

“"Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center." Sounds charming.”

“Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?”


The Shining- Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson)

“Heeere's Johnny!”

“God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.”

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

“Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chins? Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.”

“Wendy? You have a big surprise coming to you. Go check out the Snow Cat and the radio and you'll see what I mean. Go check it out! Ha ha ha! Go check it out!”


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