Funny Quotes from Bumper Stickers!!



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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!

And, whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children.

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beer: making woman look better since 1965.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.

Buy American while there is still time.

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

Chicken Little was Right!

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

Dyslexics Have More Fnu.

Empty the prisons - Make room for congress!

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth!

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

I am not a bum - My wife works!

MORE BUMPER STICKER QUOTES...

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me.

IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

My karma ran over my dogma,

My other car is a broom.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

Slow thinkers keep right.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.

"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"



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"Cats not kids." "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

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"What would Scooby do?" "Keep honking, I think it's helping move the traffic along."

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